Ok, so this happened a few months back, but is a story worth telling:
It’s time for Xander to go to bed and he has 2 blankets: his school blanket (very small and also not very warm) and a larger, warmer, Spider-Man blanket.
Of course he wanted his school blanket.
“Don’t you want Spider-Man?”
“No!”
“Why not?”
“Because he’s a douchebag.”
If you don’t think douchebag is a funny word then you’ve obviously never heard it from a 3-year-old.
